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Racer AbsoluteSirius (absolutesirius)
Race Number 5
Date Thu, 14 Apr 2022 14:29:33 +0000
Speed 74 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.0%
Rank 4th place (out of 5)
Opponents chessgod (3rd place) hkgwife (2nd place) thedragonemperor (1st place)

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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
Red Dwarf: Terrorform (other) by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor (see stats)

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