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Racer Brandon (bdmillam)
Race Number 48
Date Thu, 25 Jul 2013 19:41:41 +0000
Speed 84 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 95.4%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents arenasnow0_0 (3rd place) drilkmops (2nd place)

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And today, Lady Liberty is under attack from the cable channels, the internet blogs, and the Hollywood celebritocracy, out there spewing "facts" like so many locusts descending on America's crop of ripe, tender values. And as any farmer or biblical scholar will tell you, locusts are damn hard to get rid of.
I Am America (And So Can You!) (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)