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Racer jays (blitz8zero)
Race Number 85
Date Mon, 24 Apr 2017 06:27:30 +0000
Speed 91 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 93.2%
Rank 4th place (out of 5)
Opponents bongobeats (3rd place) cslarsen (1st place) neco36 (2nd place)

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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook (book) by Scott Adams (see stats)