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Racer Blub (blubflub)
Race Number 536
Date Mon, 12 Nov 2018 23:52:00 +0000
Speed 67 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 95.2%
Rank 1st place (out of 3)
Opponents fartingjohn (2nd place)

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It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
M*A*S*H (other) by Larry Gelbart (see stats)

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