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Race Result Details |
| Racer | fk my shitty keyboard. (captain9_mauna8loa) |
| Race Number | 1300 |
| Date | Fri, 6 Feb 2026 10:56:46 |
| Speed |
85 WPM
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| Accuracy | 95.8% |
| Rank | 3rd place (out of 4) |
| Opponents | slownoobtyper (1st place) ywq06 (2nd place) |
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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other)
by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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