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typeracer

Pit Stop
Racer fk my shitty keyboard. (captain9_mauna8loa)
Race Number 1300
Date Fri, 6 Feb 2026 10:56:46
Speed 85 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 95.8%
Rank 3rd place (out of 4)
Opponents slownoobtyper (1st place) ywq06 (2nd place)

Text typed:

Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other) by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor (see stats)

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