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Race Result Details |
| Racer | (clergy) |
| Race Number | 87990 |
| Date | Thu, 21 Nov 2024 18:04:44 +0000 |
| Speed |
125 WPM
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| Accuracy | 97.1% |
| Rank | 1st place (out of 2) |
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We can only assume that as the human diet evolved, so did the underlying qualities of the gas they released. The gas produced after eating a lunch of berries and plant roots almost certainly differed from the gas built up from skinning and eating a wooly mammoth. The introduction of processed foods, pharmaceuticals, and Mexican restaurants has profoundly impacted the qualities of the modern fart.
— Catch That and Paint it Purple: A Complete Guide to Farting
 (book)
by Pj Whitehill
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