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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Derek (derekkeiley) |
| Race Number | 18034 |
| Date | Sun, 10 May 2020 20:19:22 +0000 |
| Speed |
57 WPM
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| Accuracy | 96.5% |
| Rank | 4th place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | burn3d (1st place) |
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.
— Ferris Bueller's Day Off
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by John Hughes
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