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Racer asdfjkl; (deskripper)
Race Number 4749
Date Tue, 23 Jun 2020 02:01:50 +0000
Speed 99 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.8%
Rank 2nd place (out of 5)
Opponents dawittymidget (1st place) dms7ew (3rd place) speedies19 (4th place)

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Your cat is suffering from what we vets haven't found a word for. His condition is typified by total physical inertia, absence of interest in its ambience - what we vets call environment - failure to respond to the conventional external stimuli - a ball of string, a nice juicy mouse, a bird. To be blunt, your cat is in a rut. It's the old stockbroker syndrome, the suburban fin de siecle ennui, angst, Weltschmerz, call it what you will.
Monty Python's Flying Circus (other) by Monty Python (see stats)

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