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Race Result Details |
| Racer | aldrin (drin) |
| Race Number | 1191 |
| Date | Wed, 27 Jul 2016 00:22:26 +0000 |
| Speed |
59 WPM
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| Accuracy | 91.5% |
| Rank | 1st place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | jonksig (4th place) rathgormack (5th place) xxpussyannihilator69xx (2nd place) |
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