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Racer Synapse (drunken_snake)
Race Number 360
Date Thu, 29 Sep 2016 15:42:44 +0000
Speed 90 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 94.2%
Rank 1st place (out of 4)
Opponents crazyearl594 (2nd place) dookiemobile (3rd place) roshan_satare (4th place)

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And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
Office Space (movie) by Mike Judge (see stats)