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Racer Dan (dssl86)
Race Number 5059
Date Wed, 25 Nov 2015 04:10:57 +0000
Speed 97 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 94.2%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents g00nieg00g00 (2nd place) yentup (3rd place)

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