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Racer God Hates Fags (dukeofchipotle)
Race Number 2787
Date Mon, 30 Mar 2020 21:21:36 +0000
Speed 107 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.5%
Rank 1st place (out of 4)
Opponents ed_is_nice (4th place) georgetianke (3rd place) theperson60 (2nd place)

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Oh, I'm sorry. I can't come to the door right now. I'm afraid that in my weakened condition, I could take a nasty spill down the stairs and subject myself to further school absences. You can reach my parents at their places of business. Thank you for stopping by. I appreciate your concern for my well-being. Have a nice day!
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (movie) by John Hughes (see stats)