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Racer William (dysnex)
Race Number 323
Date Tue, 31 Mar 2020 16:21:21 +0000
Speed 89 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 95.8%
Rank 3rd place (out of 4)
Opponents dlo3 (2nd place)

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Extremely serious. It starts with a slight fever, dryness of the throat. As the virus penetrates the red blood cells, the victim becomes dizzy, begins to experience an itching, a rash. From there the poison goes to work on the central nervous system, causing severe muscle spasms followed by the inevitable drooling. At this point, the entire digestive system collapses accompanied by uncontrollable flatulence until finally the poor bastard is reduced to a quivering wasted piece of jelly.
Airplane! (movie) by Jim Abrahams, David Zucker, and Jerry Zucker (see stats)

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