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Race Result Details |
| Racer | ejac (ejaculator) |
| Race Number | 489 |
| Date | Wed, 23 Mar 2016 17:49:53 +0000 |
| Speed |
88 WPM
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| Accuracy | 94.6% |
| Rank | 1st place (out of 4) |
| Opponents | angeal98 (2nd place) crowyb (3rd place) nukedropperfire (4th place) |
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I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
— Apathy and Other Small Victories
 (book)
by Paul Neilan
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