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Pit Stop
Racer Elias (elifire12)
Race Number 753
Date Wed, 17 Dec 2025 23:07:48
Speed 97 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.9%
Rank 1st place (out of 4)
Opponents loginpppp (2nd place) mochayummy (4th place) sauggiesocks (3rd place)

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The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
— (book) by Ed McCarthy (see stats)

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