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Race Result Details |
| Racer | FartMaster (fartmaster2000) |
| Race Number | 64 |
| Date | Mon, 1 Jan 2018 07:09:04 +0000 |
| Speed |
51 WPM
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| Accuracy | 92.9% |
| Rank | 4th place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | 6ixty6ix (1st place) mattfid (2nd place) |
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Mr. Chairperson, I'd like to report to the task force on a very esteem-enhancing experience I had recently - a past-life regression! With the help of a regression therapist, I was able to access one of my most fascinating lives - that of a goat herdess in first century Galilee! What was most astonishing about this former life was that my family then was made up entirely of people I know from this life!
— 40: A Doonesbury Retrospective
 (book)
by Garry Trudeau
(see stats)
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