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Racer Neil (fauxtoe)
Race Number 85
Date Fri, 28 Feb 2014 22:32:31 +0000
Speed 91 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 94.8%
Rank 2nd place (out of 5)
Opponents dsteele (5th place) emaxwell14 (3rd place) stomped (1st place)

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And today, Lady Liberty is under attack from the cable channels, the internet blogs, and the Hollywood celebritocracy, out there spewing "facts" like so many locusts descending on America's crop of ripe, tender values. And as any farmer or biblical scholar will tell you, locusts are damn hard to get rid of.
I Am America (And So Can You!) (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)