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Racer Ben (fishfishfishfishfish)
Race Number 25
Date Mon, 12 Oct 2015 06:38:54 +0000
Speed 54 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 90.9%
Rank 5th place (out of 5)
Opponents 84015437 (4th place) bearlastair (2nd place) keens (3rd place)

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And today, Lady Liberty is under attack from the cable channels, the internet blogs, and the Hollywood celebritocracy, out there spewing "facts" like so many locusts descending on America's crop of ripe, tender values. And as any farmer or biblical scholar will tell you, locusts are damn hard to get rid of.
I Am America (And So Can You!) (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)