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Racer h1 (h1_h2)
Race Number 1776
Date Sun, 15 Mar 2026 3:49:14
Speed 75 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.6%
Rank 2nd place (out of 3)
Opponents jwesterbury (1st place) yahoofanboy (3rd place)

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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other) by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor (see stats)

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