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Pit Stop
Racer imBlaxican (imblaxican)
Race Number 701
Date Thu, 29 Jan 2026 0:05:43
Speed 115 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 99.7%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents teiloq (4th place)

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Like I said, my uncle used to drive his truck and drink Old Milwaukee. And, you know, insurance don't want to pay for accidents when you're drunk, so he came up with this plan. Every crack-up, he'd drive his truck to some deserted spot till he sobered up, fake a new accident to cover the damage he did drinking.
— (movie) by Noah Hawley (see stats)

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