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Racer Jerry (jerry2225)
Race Number 36
Date Tue, 21 Jun 2022 00:56:27 +0000
Speed 69 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 95.9%
Rank 4th place (out of 5)
Opponents 4phrod1te (3rd place) eoyama (1st place) panduinl (5th place)

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On my block, a lot of people walk their dogs, and I always see them walking along with their little poop bags, which to me is just the lowest function of human life. If aliens are watching this through telescopes, they're gonna think the dogs are the leaders. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume was in charge?
Seinfeld (other) by Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld (see stats)

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