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Racer Josephus (josephus)
Race Number 4570
Date Sun, 20 Dec 2015 08:01:07 +0000
Speed 76 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 93.0%
Rank 3rd place (out of 5)
Opponents nielsjensen (1st place) vanderhush (2nd place)

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I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
Apathy and Other Small Victories (book) by Paul Neilan (see stats)