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Racer Jake (justjakeing)
Race Number 38
Date Fri, 21 Nov 2014 18:07:07 +0000
Speed 59 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 95.5%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents derek2019 (2nd place) kaitlynr (3rd place)

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So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
I Am America (And So Can You) (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)