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Race Result Details |
| Racer | JWesterbury (jwesterbury) |
| Race Number | 534 |
| Date | Sun, 15 Mar 2026 3:49:13 |
| Speed |
76 WPM
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| Accuracy | 96.2% |
| Rank | 1st place (out of 3) |
| Opponents | h1_h2 (2nd place) yahoofanboy (3rd place) |
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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other)
by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
(see stats)
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