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Racer Edward (kailhreds)
Race Number 87677
Date Fri, 17 May 2024 19:59:51 +0000
Speed 79 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 94.9%
Rank 5th place (out of 5)
Opponents mosabreda (4th place) ryzchorizo (2nd place) tsaiale (1st place)

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On my block, a lot of people walk their dogs, and I always see them walking along with their little poop bags, which to me is just the lowest function of human life. If aliens are watching this through telescopes, they're gonna think the dogs are the leaders. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume was in charge?
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