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Racer kaiser_goze (kaiser_goze)
Race Number 285
Date Sat, 22 May 2021 03:30:00 +0000
Speed 73 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 98.1%
Rank 3rd place (out of 5)
Opponents datpotato (1st place) yeeee022821 (2nd place)

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The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
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