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Pit Stop
Racer B-Slice (laker49er19)
Race Number 1382
Date Wed, 11 Feb 2026 16:47:13
Speed 95 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.9%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents captain9_mauna8loa (2nd place) jonathaniv (3rd place) wormshurm (4th place)

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Like I said, my uncle used to drive his truck and drink Old Milwaukee. And, you know, insurance don't want to pay for accidents when you're drunk, so he came up with this plan. Every crack-up, he'd drive his truck to some deserted spot till he sobered up, fake a new accident to cover the damage he did drinking.
— (movie) by Noah Hawley (see stats)

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