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Racer Uri (laor55)
Race Number 1401
Date Thu, 13 Mar 2014 23:34:02 +0000
Speed 89 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.2%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents cmurph (5th place) errichto (4th place) knuckles325 (2nd place)

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The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
Wine for Dummies (book) by Ed McCarthy (see stats)