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Race Result Details |
| Racer | LazyGod (lazygod1) |
| Race Number | 247 |
| Date | Wed, 28 Jan 2026 16:57:41 |
| Speed |
66 WPM
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| Accuracy | 97.9% |
| Rank | 4th place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | petethepokerface (3rd place) |
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The Minipirates had little iron hooks instead of hands and wooden stumps instead of proper legs, nor did I ever see one without an eyepatch. At first I thought they'd been wounded during their reckless attempts to board a prize, but I later learned that they were born that way, complete with hats and moustaches.
— (book)
by Walter Moers
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