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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Calvin (linearised) |
| Race Number | 517 |
| Date | Tue, 13 Nov 2018 23:30:27 +0000 |
| Speed |
110 WPM
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| Accuracy | 98.6% |
| Rank | 2nd place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | colemak_is_fun (1st place) ddrcrono (3rd place) shadyxmd (4th place) |
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