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Racer Nobody (little_turtle)
Race Number 1615
Date Fri, 23 Aug 2013 19:08:48 +0000
Speed 78 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 94.8%
Rank 3rd place (out of 4)
Opponents chelseardm2 (1st place) sk4102 (2nd place)

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And today, Lady Liberty is under attack from the cable channels, the internet blogs, and the Hollywood celebritocracy, out there spewing "facts" like so many locusts descending on America's crop of ripe, tender values. And as any farmer or biblical scholar will tell you, locusts are damn hard to get rid of.
I Am America (And So Can You!) (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)