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Racer Andrew (littlek1dal)
Race Number 2
Date Wed, 24 Jan 2018 18:04:38 +0000
Speed 59 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 98.4%
Rank 2nd place (out of 5)
Opponents destinyultima (3rd place) joeyc_ (5th place)

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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook (book) by Scott Adams (see stats)

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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
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Mistakes:
  1. will
  2. control
  3. managers,
  4. more
  5. employee
  6. claim
  7. gravity.