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Racer Dick (loljohnmai)
Race Number 1215
Date Tue, 26 Mar 2019 07:48:04 +0000
Speed 44 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 93.8%
Rank 4th place (out of 5)
Opponents pervypeaches (1st place)

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I just don't know why they're shooting at us. All we want to do is bring them democracy and white bread. Transplant the American dream. Freedom. Achievement. Hyperacidity. Affluence. Flatulence. Technology. Tension. The inalienable right to an early coronary sitting at your desk while plotting to stab your boss in the back.
M*A*S*H (other) by Larry Gelbart (see stats)

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