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Racer Jack (madjack87)
Race Number 65
Date Sun, 29 Mar 2015 02:58:55 +0000
Speed 45 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 92.5%
Rank 5th place (out of 5)
Opponents buttholee (3rd place) mehr74 (2nd place) sagaz (1st place)

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Imagine this: Here we are, a plane full of grown human beings, many of us partially educated, and they're actually taking time out to describe the intricate workings of a belt buckle. Well, I ask for clarification at that point. Did you say 'Place the small metal flap into the buckle' or 'Place the buckle over and around the small metal flap'?
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