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Racer Markov Pala (markovpolov)
Race Number 320
Date Thu, 1 Feb 2024 09:46:44 +0000
Speed 99 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.5%
Rank 4th place (out of 5)
Opponents dawittymidget (3rd place) ibexus (1st place) jesterc (2nd place)

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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
Red Dwarf: Terrorform (other) by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor (see stats)

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