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Racer Mastur (masturbateman)
Race Number 12
Date Tue, 23 May 2023 22:43:53 +0000
Speed 54 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 93.3%
Rank 4th place (out of 5)
Opponents degagespoon9280 (2nd place) dorites (1st place) joeschmoe915 (3rd place)

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So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
I Am America (And So Can You) (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)

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