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Racer Michael (michaelboom)
Race Number 805
Date Thu, 18 Aug 2022 07:44:20 +0000
Speed 89 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 98.1%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents chradora (5th place) juan_heff_t_schlong (3rd place) supernova21 (2nd place)

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The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
Wine for Dummies (book) by Ed McCarthy (see stats)

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