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Racer Alexander (need4speed402)
Race Number 4687
Date Sat, 29 Oct 2016 18:03:13 +0000
Speed 77 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 88.3%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents _xgw (5th place) danilo_dk (3rd place)

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So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
I Am America (And So Can You) (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)