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Racer Michael (own3riz)
Race Number 7
Date Fri, 10 Jun 2016 12:42:46 +0000
Speed 91 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.6%
Rank 2nd place (out of 4)
Opponents ghostess (1st place)

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The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
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