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Racer i'd buy that for a dollar! (pentalon)
Race Number 91259
Date Sat, 22 Oct 2016 05:44:57 +0000
Speed 123 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 95.1%
Rank 1st place (out of 3)
Opponents _undefined_ (2nd place) sputype (3rd place)

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In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of forms, took a multiple choice personality test, underwent two interviews and a drug test. The first interview was general, designed to eliminate obvious sociopaths. During the second interview we were asked why we wanted to be elves.
Holidays on Ice (book) by David Sedaris (see stats)