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Racer Phil (phil2121)
Race Number 427
Date Mon, 22 Feb 2016 01:23:39 +0000
Speed 96 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 94.9%
Rank 3rd place (out of 5)
Opponents narkeeso (2nd place) ptnguyen (5th place) wyscaansin (1st place)

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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook (book) by Scott Adams (see stats)