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Race Number 38
Date Mon, 8 Feb 2016 09:26:35 +0000
Speed 88 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 94.4%
Rank 5th place (out of 5)
Opponents aundi (4th place) bsamontinajr (3rd place) mangos312 (2nd place) playtime881 (1st place)

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Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
I Am America (And So Can You!) (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)