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Racer ♠Homer (pimpelkram)
Race Number 537
Date Fri, 14 Mar 2014 15:33:40 +0000
Speed 65 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 92.2%
Rank 4th place (out of 5)
Opponents contagion (1st place) sat75 (2nd place)

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And today, Lady Liberty is under attack from the cable channels, the internet blogs, and the Hollywood celebritocracy, out there spewing "facts" like so many locusts descending on America's crop of ripe, tender values. And as any farmer or biblical scholar will tell you, locusts are damn hard to get rid of.
I Am America (And So Can You!) (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)