Race Updates Discord About Merch
Home Profile History Competitions Texts Upgrade

typeracer

Pit Stop
Racer PoopEater (poopeaterstink)
Race Number 187
Date Tue, 9 Dec 2025 2:27:01
Speed 87 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.7%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents starlovescoffee (5th place)

Text typed:

Listen carefully, my friend. You are stuck in a paradox. It turns out there are three things you cannot do in virtual reality. You cannot die, you cannot get grounded, and you cannot call customer service. This is why you are having problems.
— (other) by Trey Parker, Matt Stone (see stats)

Typing Review: