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Race Result Details |
Racer | Jason (quakers) |
Race Number | 9 |
Date | Thu, 7 Sep 2017 06:29:38 +0000 |
Speed | 77 WPM Try to beat? |
Accuracy | 97.5% |
Rank | 1st place (out of 5) |
Opponents | naracid (4th place) |
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Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
— M*A*S*H
(other)
by Larry Gelbart
(see stats)
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