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Racer (MTH)RazorLem0n么 (razorlem0n)
Race Number 1047
Date Fri, 21 Aug 2020 13:29:14 +0000
Speed 66 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 94.3%
Rank 4th place (out of 5)
Opponents gekalash4791 (3rd place) ijustwannatype (1st place) kickbull (2nd place)

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Because I could get Uromysitisis poisoning and die. That's why! Do you think I enjoy living like this? The shame, the humiliation. You know I have been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition. Unfortunately my little brother ran out of the house with it this morning. Him and his friends are probably peeing all over the place.
Seinfeld (other) by Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld (see stats)