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Racer Yoshi (relientkuda)
Race Number 272
Date Sat, 3 Jan 2015 20:18:49 +0000
Speed 82 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 93.8%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents hollywood_undead_ (4th place) rr00aa (3rd place) saly450 (2nd place) shrox (5th place)

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Holidays on Ice (book) by David Sedaris (see stats)