Race Updates Discord About Merch
Home Profile History Competitions Texts Messages Friends Upgrade

typeracer

Pit Stop

Record your races with a typeracer account:

Create Your Account
  • Save your race history and scores.
  • Customize your profile and racecar.
  • It’s free, why not?
Racer rovie (rrov)
Race Number 19
Date Wed, 9 Oct 2013 01:12:07 +0000
Speed 54 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 99.7%
Rank 2nd place (out of 5)
Opponents jcfuh00211 (1st place) jekylnarutoo (4th place) phil2 (3rd place) thinacris (5th place)

Text typed:

Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
I Am America (And So Can You!) (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)