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Racer Joe (saltism)
Race Number 90
Date Mon, 1 Jan 2018 10:56:25 +0000
Speed 55 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.1%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents baatar123 (4th place) edgeofreality (3rd place) saqbsargodhian (2nd place)

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In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user. You've got your own newsgroup, "alt.total-loser". Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax. Where'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks? Play me online? Well, you know that I'll beat you. If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you.
It's All About the Pentiums (song) by "Weird Al" Yankovic (see stats)

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