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Racer Salty (saltspork)
Race Number 124
Date Fri, 6 Nov 2015 10:46:25 +0000
Speed 99 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 92.7%
Rank 1st place (out of 4)
Opponents 0x135 (4th place) markpearl (2nd place)

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And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
Office Space (movie) by Mike Judge (see stats)